Inside Social Games

As an open platform, Facebook sees a lot of curious uses. Occasionally, it is an international company looking for a little more freedom, other times it is used to advertise something bigger, like a game, and still other times it is just some bizarre idea. Okay, so what happens when you combine all three? You get a very… ahem… interesting Facebook game called Park Fight.

Created by Mccann Digital (part of marketing conglomerate McCann Worldroup), the application is an extension of an advertising campaign for Goldstar Beer. Apparently, the beer is targeted at men, so the entire campaign is centered around explaining why it’s a man’s beer through a classic battle-of-the sexes parody.

Of course, all of the ads are hyperbolic. Which is where Park Fight comes into play. It is a very simple app highlighting the supposed end-all-be-all difference between men and women: Parking a car.

Unfortunately, the game is all written in Hebrew, so it takes some clicking about to figure out how to pull out into the street, but once you do, the parking contest begins. Oh, and is it ever a tough challenge. This isn’t just any parking; it’s parallel parking, and it’s in traffic no less.

Using the arrow keys, you try to navigate their way into a tiny virtual space, while traffic stops around you with blaring horns grating user concentration and patience. This, of course, leads mistakes such as to hitting the sidewalk or other cars, and should you hit too many, you fail and the game prompts you to post something along the lines of “Man, you’re embarrassing the firm! You could not shop. The average male stands at 0:42 seconds.”

Why someone would post this to their feed is an enigma, but it does point out a key feature. The game actually averages all of the male and female users’ parking time and updates them within the game itself. Out of around 219,000 monthly active users, the average male parking time is 42 seconds, while women are currently at 53 seconds.

Of course, the times are not solely due to parking or video game playing skills. Actually, they feel pretty high for both sexes — and the primary culprit is extraordinarily backwards controls.

The game is actually an overhead view where the car drives right and left. However, the up and down arrows go forward and back, while the right and left arrows turn, well, right and left. It is logical when you think about it, but considering the orientation of the street and car on screen, it isn’t exactly intuitive, and a bit frustrating.

As far as the advertising goes, it is certainly a funny concept, but the game doesn’t offer much in its own right. There are a few logos, but nothing that looks like beer, and they are all in Hebrew anyway. Basically, that means that for anyone unfamiliar with the campaign itself, you won’t get the whole point.

Nonetheless, Park Fight is certainly an amusing concept and if you look up some of the other ads, you might get a kick out of those, too.